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Blah, everyone must be onto new things or just enjoying summer. Rawr, see you all back here next Fall
#309162 This place is dead
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on 08 July 2012 - 04:15 PM
#308272 KONY2012
Posted by
on 23 March 2012 - 08:46 PM
lol the guy who made the kony movie went to jail for public masturbation and tripping on acid
#307775 Let me tell you a story
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on 27 February 2012 - 02:43 PM
So ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming to my story telling. Come sit down on the rug, and take off your damn shoes, I don't know where you've been.
One sunny day I spy a girl walking down the street and I go talk to her.
And we hit it off!
We talked about lots of random crazy things. Like KFC
she liked talking about her Corgi
And I said "Do you like to play with Balls".
I meant Billiards.
So I asked if she'd like to go to dinner and she agreed.
I could tell she liked meat. I asked if she'd like to go back to my place, and then she totally agreed.
We had a night of fun
Nine months later she calls me.
She has some news.
My new residents of the apartment I lived in have some news for her.
Nobody here by that name.
One sunny day I spy a girl walking down the street and I go talk to her.
And we hit it off!
We talked about lots of random crazy things. Like KFC
she liked talking about her Corgi
And I said "Do you like to play with Balls".
I meant Billiards.
So I asked if she'd like to go to dinner and she agreed.
I could tell she liked meat. I asked if she'd like to go back to my place, and then she totally agreed.
We had a night of fun
Nine months later she calls me.
She has some news.
My new residents of the apartment I lived in have some news for her.
Nobody here by that name.
#306467 I'm no longer listening to Sony, Universal, and Fox when they rant about...
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on 16 December 2011 - 10:44 PM
http://www.maximumpc...movies_and_more
Torrents found with IP addresses followed back to Sony HQ, Fox (TV, like, the station, not Fox News), and Universal, if this is true this is definitely big.
Torrents found with IP addresses followed back to Sony HQ, Fox (TV, like, the station, not Fox News), and Universal, if this is true this is definitely big.
#306325 I'm sorry, ModHalo
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on 14 December 2011 - 04:20 PM
While I don't know you, I will say that Modhalo I think will be the first, and the last bridge you'll burn. In the life of a teenager, he/she turns over a new leaf once they make a heartfelt public apology for their actions and crimes. You probably won't be accepted on Modhalo in the future, but don't let that dismay you into thinking you can now start a new lifestyle later on, maybe on another forum or someplace else. Maybe I'm just a big softie for a truly sorry person, but you'll go on from this experience VXP and realize what it takes to be accepted somewhere.. In the past I've done the same as you (granted, I was about 14-15 at the time and didn't value friendships or just being generally nice to people), but now that I have that under my belt, and moreover you too, things will get better, people will like you, for who you are and not who you say you are. Chin up, and move on. Who knows, maybe in due time give it a few years people will forgive and forget (some though never will, don't try and sway their minds). Cheers, and good luck kiddo.
#305970 Tes V: Skyrim
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on 10 December 2011 - 01:13 PM
Did you seriously name yourself Dick Snapper? God, Razer was right you people are a bunch of penis fanatics! Vaginas for everyone! before you all turn gay
#305969 Why men and women can't be friends
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on 10 December 2011 - 01:11 PM
It's programmed into our genes to want to screw women lol....women on the other hand, somehow, are content with being just friends, they want to keep the good ones on hand while they go fuck the "bad" ones, hence friendzoning. once they grow up and get their head surgically removed from their urethra, they will realize those friendzoned guys make great husbands It's strange trying to decipher it, but you see evidence of it in that video. You see evidence of it when girls you know on facebook have 9001 friends. You see evidence of it when some chick has a bf, but she'll talk to you personally like you're the only guy that she's ever known to exist. But god forbid should you ask her for a date or to go get a coffee. "Oh no, my boyfriend wouldn't like that".
(be sure to read the spoiler, we've all felt this before)
It's strange trying to decipher it, but you see evidence of it in that video. You see evidence of it when girls you know on facebook have 9001 friends. You see evidence of it when some chick has a bf, but she'll talk to you personally like you're the only guy that she's ever known to exist. But god forbid should you ask her for a date or to go get a coffee. "Oh no, my boyfriend wouldn't like that".(be sure to read the spoiler, we've all felt this before)
Spoiler
#304795 Tes V: Skyrim
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on 20 November 2011 - 08:09 PM
Also,
#304784 Tes V: Skyrim
Posted by
on 20 November 2011 - 06:58 PM
Found this on reddit. This is me, for most the entire game so far (the combat awareness, not being a magey class)
I'm in the mage's college (Winterholm? Helm? Hold? That city that's in ruins, has the mages nearby, in a constant blizzard). Anyway, I'm there, sorting my possessions, disenchanting items to learn the enchantments and running between my room and the Arch Mage's room for the enchantment table. As I'm going back and forth, I remember someone posting on here saying "Yes, they really do show up anywhere." I'm thinking to myself that it would suck if a dragon showed up and I had a bunch of worthless gear.
Wouldn't you know it? Guess who shows up. A frost type dragon. All I have is a dagger and a set of robes. Everything else has either been enchanted or is worthless since I have no hand to hand weapons to speak of (I play a rogue/mage hybrid).
It lands in the middle of the college and I'm naked as a jay bird. Lydia, bitch of the north that she is, wades in screaming at the thing and all I can do is stop and think "All I have are spells." I ready a double fisted flame and throw on a robe (increased magicka regen) and step out from behind the pillar I ducked behind right after screaming like a little girl.
What ensued was glorious.
Lydia kept it busy while I drained my magicka into the beast. This got its attention so Lydia could just lay into the thing. When I ran out, I ducked behind a pillar and watched its breath flow on both sides of the pillar. Check inventory... no potions. Of course not, I'm crafting right now. Wait until it faces Lydia and jump out and just keep blasting it as I circle, ducking behind pillars the whole way.
Finally killed it and absorbed that soul.
I have never, in my entire life, been so sucked into a video game battle where my gaming awareness took over and Ithought like my freaking character.
Well done, Bethesda. Well done.
#304644 Second experiment confirms faster-than-light particles
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on 18 November 2011 - 04:35 PM
yes, how to escape work faster and get home! no? oh...i tried 
Neat though lol
Neat though lol
#304546 Feelings for somebody.....
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on 17 November 2011 - 11:45 AM
Girls will always avoid first contact, but they admire confidence, I think someone above even said that. If you wait for her to make a move, she'll slowly come to realize you're either A not interested, or B gay lol. So go up to her, dont be boisterous or anything, just quietly ask how shes doing etc. small talk. eventually see if she wants to go out some time, take the bus and get some coffee or whatever. J00 can doo eet!
#304445 Chat Dump.
Posted by
on 16 November 2011 - 02:38 AM
Poor Tucker 
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#304043 Modhalo Signature Contest #65
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on 08 November 2011 - 05:37 PM
Drawn in MS Paint
#303990 Getting on MW3 for a second... (IRL Questions)
Posted by
on 07 November 2011 - 07:10 PM
I don't judge any game unless I myself play it....I don't go by hype or anything. I didn't listen to any of the junk before MW2 came out, finally got it, played the single player and even a little multi and I actually had fun. Although I'm easily amused so, its probably not true with everyone else :/
